Shocking! h/t Minicapt
Old rules provide new amusement... "There were 10 rules for girls to follow to prepare them for married life. The first rule was "Have dinner ready." Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know you have been thinking of him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home, and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed."