This is the story of the poor blonde
flying in a two-seater airplane with just the
pilot. He
has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May
Day:
"May
Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me!
Please help me!"
All
of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This
is the tower.