DON'T GET YOUR KICKERS IN A KNOT


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 “This fellow said, ‘I was so depressed

last night thinking about the
economy, 

wars, jobs, my savings, social security, 

retirement funds,
etc., I called a suicide

hotline and got a call centre in Pakistan. 

When
I told them I was suicidal, they got 

all excited and asked if I could
drive a truck.’ ”

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